Abstract
Topics covered include: Student Union elections (parody); Pub Manager (parody); New Security Officials Come Up Swinging (parody); Mount Creates a New Degree but Nobody Cares (parody); The Second Annual Sicaro Awards (parody); Forced onto the streets: Coke addicts on campus (parody); If we ran The Mount ... (parody); Cory Hart, new DJ at the Mount (parody); Six Degrees of Scott MacKay (parody); Not for the faint of heart: Mount ping-pong association calls for members (parody)